this weekend, rather than complete my report of the shoe task on time, AND not creating my tack bra, i hung out with the flish on Saturday night.
i choose to NOT create the bra and loop-holed out of writing my report in exchange for my own pleasure, and not SIRs.
i was a bad, bad kitty. and i felt awful afterward, knowing i had no excuse that would suffice.
SIR rightly was disappointed in me and said he would not contact me until i completed all tasks. it took me most of the day, but by 4pm, i had finished them all completely and to the letter.
and SIR demanded that for my punishment, i post a public apology to him here.
SIR, i am undeserving of your forgiveness
yet i plead to fall back into your good graces
i know how much you truly care for your kitten
and i should not have shown you disrespect
by disregarding your deadlines and tasks.
i know that SIR OWNS ME and that the
time and work you put in to creating my tasks each week
is not only monumental, but shows me how much you care
and to not do my best to fulfill them is the worst thing i could ever do.
i deeply, humbly apologize SIR